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hey gorgeous sweet amazing baby

This gif gives me a metaphorical boner.

— naomi, i see you posting porn.

prncssnaomi:

jaemiisseo:

i like it.

When did you post this

when you posted porn. duh.

— yo wife woman.

dongyoungbaby:

jaemiisseo:

I hope you see this.  I want you to know that I’m going to work tomorrow, so I won’t talk to you until evening or whatevz.  Gonna sleep nao cuz I need all mah en3rgiez.

Baby boo. You know I’m always thinkin about chu.

baby goodnight~ <33

Remember when Christine and I were married. I’m dying this was like 3 years ago

oh my god remember i drew you a picture too no bye

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

(Source: hiphopfightsplaque)

misbeliefs:

misbeliefs:

do she got a booty

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secretsinthemargin:

Annoyed.

  • Westerners talking about plastic surgery in Korea as if it’s something that doesn’t happen and isn’t “common”/a thing that happens in the West.
  • Koreaboos, stop accessorizing the Korean language. You look and sound like a fool. Stop.
  • Ancestry.com 
    Not your fault. But fuck off. I will never learn a thing about my history from your site. Ever.
  • EDIT: Also. Fuck this “find my korean name” bullshit. If you aren’t Korean, fuck off. Stop mashing syllables together and saying it’s your “Korean name.”